Imagine my surprise the on Monday when I received an email from a early 90′s TV character! Have Mary-Kate and Ashely hit such a low that they’re soliciting loans? For shame. I said I’d post more. I didn’t say they’d all be high quality posts. In fact, I didn’t say any of them would be....
Recently Bitsy & I were hanging out with Bitsy’s sister – Consuela. At the pub Bitsy: Want to Smell my tampon?*** Consuela: Uh, no. Bitsy: It smells like Spring Breeze. Consuela: No thanks. Later that evening Mark: [Holding new bar of soap] Want to smell my bar of soap? Consuela: Uh… Mark: It’s better...
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. But first, wow, it’s been a long time. The place looks about the same. You’re looking good. Did you lose weight? Well done. I...
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Aug 26, 2012 • This weekend we made our weekly trip down to fill up the car with milk and the trunk with bags of gasoline. Oh, I didn’t mention that Canadians like to cross the border to fill up plastic garbage bags with gasoline? Just one little YouTube video shot on a cell phone sparked another outcry by...
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Aug 24, 2012 • Today is the birthday of one of my oldest blogging friends. He’s since found other more interesting things to occupy his time than post his thoughts and comments all over the interwebs, but now seemed like the right time to pay tribute to the crotchety old bastard from Oz who calls himself Willowtree. Our friendship...
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Aug 22, 2012 • Technology is grand and our family has steadily been acquiring iPads since their initial release. The current count is two iPad 1′s, one iPad 2 and one “new” iPad (3) between Bitsy, myself, my in-laws and my sister-in-law. That’s the kind of iPad density that Apple wants to see: one iPad per member of the...
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